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twitter.com/bimturba:

    The "Fappening" →

    smittenkitten116:

    To all of the celebrities affected by “the fappening” I have seen your nudes. However, I have not (nor will I) share them. Don’t let the haters keep you down. Embrace it. You’re all hot as hell and you have a life (whoopdefuckindoo) and to anyone that hates you for it, they can go fuck themselves…

    — 5 hours ago with 320 notes
    #yummy 
    wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY

    wolfcorpses:

    heytheretylerr:

    WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

    IT’S A NIGHT FURY

    (Source: BBC, via smittenkitten116)

    — 5 hours ago with 97804 notes
    #wizard  #night fury 
    Anonymous asked: please... dont share your nudes ever again. my poor eyes


    Answer:

    smittenkitten116:

    oops…image

    — 5 hours ago with 13 notes
    #hawt 

    dragon-in-a-fez:

    ask-koki-kariya:

    beben-eleben:

    A Summary of Marvel Movies

    Marvel rule #1 the only person who stays dead is uncle ben

    Nick Furry

    (via smittenkitten116)

    — 5 hours ago with 24587 notes
    #marvel 

    hipster-trichster:

    marina-peixes:

    svvords:

    Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

    she wears short shorts I wear long longs

    she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

    (Source: wasiangod, via int0-your-eyes)

    — 5 hours ago with 479048 notes
    #taylor swift 
    Baby:F....F...
    Dad:Father?
    Baby:Fuck her right in the pussy
    — 5 hours ago with 8349 notes
    #lol 

    floptart:

    onlinegf:

    floptart:

    sometimes you just gotta suck a dick

    aren’t you straight..?

    *sucks dick nervously*

    (via int0-your-eyes)

    — 5 hours ago with 79583 notes
    #dick 

    bisexualpiratequeen:

    I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

    1- I am glorious above all things
    2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
    3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
    4- Show displeasure clearly.
    5- NO
    6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
    7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

    (via uglysauros)

    — 1 day ago with 82953 notes
    #cat 

    shuckl:

    shuckl:

    shuckl:

    toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

    fries

    do you ever look back at your mistakes

    (Source: aidn, via delicatemotion)

    — 1 day ago with 464271 notes
    #burn 

    catswithbenefits:

    the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    — 1 day ago with 200121 notes
    #lol